What you are claiming
The Process Excellence Team built a churn reason database
“We have a diagram.”— Finance Business Partner
- Reason:
- Allegedly because the CEO tested it on an iPad. Forked from a tutorial at 08:49 and never cleaned up.
- Built by:
- Jens, someone from Procurement
- Build time:
- 2 hours 10 minutes
- Built with:
- an Electron app wrapping a website
- Database:
- a table called temp that has existed for 4 years
- Authentication:
- IP allow-list containing 0.0.0.0/0
- Deployment:
- running with 89% disk usage
- Responsible:
- Miriam, because their credit card pays for it
- Documentation:
- a Word document called Leads_new2.csv
- Security situation:
- the API key is shared by 14 applications
- Future disaster:
- It will become the source of truth in 4 months.
Age: 163 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 3 days ago
Rated common mostly because: 7 users, alive 3x longer than intended.
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