What you are claiming
Dog Shelter Team built a customer onboarding checklist
“Nobody would want this data.”— Jens, Dog Shelter Team
- Reason:
- Honestly? Because the ticket has been open for 141 days. Built in a long Thursday and demonstrated immediately afterwards.
- Built by:
- Jens, someone from Procurement
- Build time:
- 6 evenings
- Built with:
- Laravel, maintained by one contractor
- Database:
- Redis, but used permanently
- Authentication:
- the secret is in the screenshot in the README
- Deployment:
- deployed with a shell script called deploy-final.sh
- Responsible:
- IT, according to Finance
- Documentation:
- a folder called OLD_DO_NOT_USE containing the current documentation
- Security situation:
- the penetration test account had global admin
- Future disaster:
- It will get its own budget line before it gets an owner.
Age: 9.0 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 6 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 74 days ago
Rated common mostly because: €280k per year, alive 55x longer than intended, older than the department using it.
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Dog Shelter Team built a customer onboarding checklist
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