jacob
@user_82b052f92c · joined 9/17/2026
KING PIG OF THE SLOP PILE
11694
Disaster score
34
Apps spun
3
Admitted to
$0
Dollars paid
1025
Worst score
mythic
Rarest find
Summoned into existence
- #1080 The Training Room built a budget forecast tool with hardcoded 2019 ratesThe Training Room · mythic · score 868
- #1078 The CFO built a customs document trackerThe CFO · legendary · score 570
- #1077 The New Guy built a customer health score with a formula in a commentThe New Guy · common · score 249
- #1076 The Person Who Knows SQL built a price list with its own opinionsThe Person Who Knows SQL · common · score 144
- #1075 Sales built a pricing calculatorSales · common · score 182
- #1071 Three People From Finance built an AI chatbot trained on the employee handbookThree People From Finance · common · score 186
- #1070 A Committee With No Budget built a meeting cost calculator nobody asked forA Committee With No Budget · rare · score 357
- #1069 The CEO built a compliance checklist with checkboxes and no checksThe CEO · rare · score 340
- #1068 The ERP Team built a non-conformance registerThe ERP Team · common · score 251
- #1067 Customer Success built a discount approval workflowCustomer Success · rare · score 419
- #1066 The New Guy built a compliance checklist with checkboxes and no checksThe New Guy · legendary · score 570
- #1065 IT (yes, really) built a tool checkout systemIT (yes, really) · mythic · score 790
- #1063 Someone From Operations built a VAT checkerSomeone From Operations · rare · score 451
- #1062 Whoever Had Admin Rights built a coffee consumption dashboardWhoever Had Admin Rights · common · score 338
- #1061 Product built a board reporting portalProduct · common · score 52
- #1060 Maintenance built a custom authentication system, unfortunatelyMaintenance · common · score 126
- #1059 Legal built a software licence trackerLegal · rare · score 525
- #1058 People Operations built a support escalation trackerPeople Operations · common · score 262
- #1057 Master Data Management built a risk registerMaster Data Management · common · score 74
- #1056 The CFO's Assistant built an AI chatbot nobody asked forThe CFO's Assistant · rare · score 393
- #1055 A Former Employee built a birthday cake reimbursement workflowA Former Employee · rare · score 509
- #1054 The Person Who Knows Excel built a custom ERP for one departmentThe Person Who Knows Excel · common · score 201
- #1051 Marketing built a printer toner request formMarketing · common · score 108
- #1045 An intern built a CSV-to-CSV conversion serviceAn intern · common · score 171
- #1042 CEO Office built an audit evidence portalCEO Office · legendary · score 570
- #1041 Quality Assurance built a refund approval toolQuality Assurance · rare · score 528
- #1040 Information Security built a tool checkout systemInformation Security · common · score 69
- #1039 Revenue Operations built a vibe-coded replacement for JiraRevenue Operations · common · score 375
- #1038 Fleet Management built a temporary migration helper from the previous migrationFleet Management · common · score 157
- #1036 Field Service built a video gameField Service · common · score 339
- #1034 The Process Excellence Team built an incident log nobody logs incidents inThe Process Excellence Team · mythic · score 868
- #1033 A Contractor built a reconciliation tool for two systems that should agreeA Contractor · common · score 249
- #1031 The COO built a lost parcel trackerThe COO · common · score 172
- #1024 The AI Steering Committee built a new SaaS replacement built to avoid a €19/month subscriptionThe AI Steering Committee · common · score 201
Admitted to
- #413 The Management Assistant built an expense approval workflowThe Management Assistant · mythic · score 1025
- #1080 The Training Room built a budget forecast tool with hardcoded 2019 ratesThe Training Room · mythic · score 868
- #1042 CEO Office built an audit evidence portalCEO Office · legendary · score 570